I don't understand.
What is this?
We still don't have a report.
The moment she steps foot in the capital, our movements will be restricted.
We must make our move before that.
Erecpyle is the strongest man in the Order.
Why hasn't he settled this matter yet?
There has been talk that she only has two attendants with her.
Rumor has it that she also has a Hyperion in tow.
What?!
Is it that man from the Aldoria knights?
No.
Apparently a mysterious human has recently joined them.
He was sighted wielding an Alma Gear.
Unbelievable.
A Hyperion under Ecarlate...
Then it is fair that a day has passed, yet the operation remains incomplete.
Wait.
Who is this new attendant of hers?
I expect you looked into this.
Of course.
However, we haven't found anything noteworthy yet.
Send reinforcements to Erecpyle!
Please wait.
Sir Erec is a very upstanding man.
At times, however, it might be beneficial to stay in the shadows.
What do you mean?
Georg.
Priest, please give me some meat!
Soft meat! Light peach-colored meat encasing a thin bone!
I want to stab it over and over,
gut it, shave it, and enjoy the screams!
How about some hard meat?
Thick bones, heavy bones, anything will do.
I'll break them, slice them, crush them!
All right, then come out.
How many pieces of meat are there?
Four.
Two that smell of flowers.
Two that smell of grass.
That sounds good.
You must prepare the most tender, flower-smelling meat without fail.
Take care around the grass-smelling meat.
I know!
I want to taste it already!
Soft meat is my favorite!
I've had it up to here with my DT!
Won't you help me lose my DT (lose my DT)
I want to return home as a real man
(Can I help?)
The treasure I've kept my whole life is too saddening to bear (saddening to bear)
I've long since hoped to give it up to you
Since I crossed worlds and met you, we've hardly been apart
I dream every night, but not always soundly
I toss and turn as my Hyperion bursts into flames
How can I cool my fevered aura?
The closer we become, and the further we clash,
the more my Alma Gear rises for battle
Won't you help me lose my DT (lose my DT)
My right hand has served me faithfully, but now we must part (Farewell!)
It is decided; we shall no longer be apart (no longer be apart)
I won't let you go until our score is settled
(Tonight's the night!)
I will fight to lose what is mine
Wondering why the game and the anime are so different? The anime takes place one generation before the game.
In the game, the country is divided into two by civil war, but that would be way too hard to make an anime out of. (lol)
So,
you're sure I'll be able to find my way home at the capital?
How often are you going to ask this?
We just said that there's a possibility.
But a possibility is a possibility.
You fell from the sky, right?
You might be from Olvidia.
Ah, that "castle in the sky" you mentioned before.
But if you think about it, why go to the capital instead of straight to Ol...
Ol...
Olvidia.
Wouldn't going straight to Olvidia make more sense?
Olvidia is high up in the skies.
At the moment, we have no way to get up there.
So that's why we have to go to the capital.
Living in the boonies isn't easy, huh?
You understood that surprisingly quickly.
You can keep your comments to yourself!
But then it's easy.
We go to the capital, head to the castle in the sky, and talk to the...
The Ixion.
I'll talk to the Ixion directly,
and have them send me back to my own world.
Then my normal life will be back!
That's all I have to do, huh?
Don't forget that you have duties as my knight before that, underling.
You know, you ought to reward your servants once in a while!
Image of Olvidia
Bals
All right.
If I can get back to my own world,
I'll finally be able to liberate myself from my virginity.
So, how many more days until we get to the capital?
Well, if all goes well, I'd say...
about two months.
That's wicked far!
Are you serious?
Isn't there a faster way?
Warp or Zoom, or a Midnight Bus?
We cannot afford to draw attention to ourselves.
Our hands are tied.
Ah man, why did this have to happen?
Kon.
You may not be aware, but the princess needs you.
Please protect her until we get to the capital.
Yeah, I know.
Sainglain!
What's wrong?
The princess is acting weird.
R-Really?
I fear...
Is she sick?
Can you please check, just to be sure?
I mean, it could potentially be...
All right.
Huh?
Wait, what's going on?
Hey!
May we come in?
P-Princess...
What's going on?
Looks like she's norma—
Excuse us!
The fuck was that for?!
I almost died!
I'm sure that was...
But not yet.
It's not quite that time yet.
What's wrong with you two?
Didn't you see?
See what?
The princess's thing.
What thing?
The thing.
God damn it, what thing?!
If you just keep saying thing,
it'll lead to Gestaltzerfall of my thing!
You saw that one thing on her head, right?
That one thing...
on her head?
What, that stray hair?
So in your world, you call the great sign "a stray hair"?
Why are you even taking hair so seriously?
And what's this "great sign" you're talking about?
The St. Piria family,
the royal family, have a hyperactivity period.
Hyperactivity period?
Marian!
Y-Yes!
I'm a little peckish.
Understood.
I will bring you something shortly.
Um...
I guess kidney pie, pudding, pork rillettes, goat milk bavarois,
gooseberry tarte, grilled chicken, sea bass pate,
sauerkraut, boudin noir,
and blue neck goose confit are all we can make.
Oh no, this isn't anywhere near enough.
Wh-What are you doing in our kitchen?!
Owner!
We have money!
And we're going to rent out the entire inn.
It'll be dangerous, so don't take any more guests.
Kon, please go shopping with Sainglain.
What?
But you already have a ton of food.
Go already!
Yes, sir!
Kon, hurry up.
Wait up!
Have a nice day!
Hurry up or I'll leave you here.
Seriously?!
C-Come on!
Kon, listen closely to what I'm about to say.
Do not talk back to the princess.
Do not anger her.
Let everything go.
Every single thing.
We don't know what could trigger her.
Why?
Will she throw money away when she's grouchy?
But "we have money", right?
To be honest, I've never seen her in her hyperactivity period either.
I've just heard stories.
What are you talking about?
Just be careful.
When three strands stand...
Then what?
It's over.
We're back.
Take those to her!
Come on, now!
Let's go, Kon.
It took longer than expected.
Sorry for making you wait.
I'd like something a bit richer.
I feel like I haven't eaten anything yet.
All right, I'll tell her.
Didn't we just put them down?!
I swear they weren't empty when I put them down!
Kon, hurry!
Damn it, my fingers are numb.
I can't let that stop me!
Hold up, this makes no sense!
Where is that stuff going?
Why did this go all sci-fi on us?
It's like she has a black hole for a stomach!
Hey, Kon!
Sainglain.
Yes?!
What can I do for you?
I have a problem with the way you talk.
I think you should speak more courteously.
From now on, you will talk like a cat.
A cat?
What's she trying to say?
Is she telling me to be stupid?
No, stupid is still okay.
But like a cat?
I'm a graduate of a university in the capital of the empire!
I was a member of the Aldoria Knights!
She wants me to talk like a cat?!
But if I refuse here...
As... you...
commeow.
Very good.
You meowed!
And Pet.
You are now a bird.
You can fly?!
Spit roast, spit roast...
Pork on a spit...
Are you all right?!
Meowian...
The dessert isn't done yet.
I also have to prepare stuff for tomorrow.
Don't purrsh yourself too far.
But the princess is already at two.
We have no choice.
How pathetic.
What are you so scared of?
This is clearly a child being spoiled.
She's just being a brat.
What are you meowing?!
I'll go set her straight.
P-Please stop.
Stop, Kon!
Purrease don't do it!
It's fine. You guys just worry too much.
Princess, I'm coming in.
You really ate all that?
I guess you're going through a growth spurt.
I can understand being so hungry that it's unbearable,
but don't be too unreasonable with Marian and Sainglain.
You know you didn't earn that money yourself.
Being wasteful isn't good, you know?
Right?
As long as you understand.
Let's bring the dishes down together.
Th-Thank you, Purrincess.
Thank you.
You're going to bed?
Good night.
See?
It's like I said.
You just have to talk to he—
Kon, what are you doing?!
Do you realize that you could have died?!
Meowian is right!
Purrage that disregards situation and standing
is none other than purrecklessness!
You guys are over-thinking this.
You guys are coddling her.
We're in this together.
We're a party.
A relationship where the majority have to bear something
for the sake of one individual will never last long.
You've all done enough.
Everything's over.
Now let the goddess of sleep wrap you in her embrace.
They're finally asleep.
I've been waiting forever.
How am I going to begin?
Stab? Break? Slice?
Someone's still awake?
It'd be bad if they woke everybody else.
Best take care of them now.
Don't get in my way!
I'll cut you up and turn you into a meat dish!
Oh god, it burns!
The hell are you doing?!
Does it look like I have time to play with you, maggot?!
You screwing with me?
Our lives are on the line here.
A single bread roll at breakfast could bring about the destruction of this town, if not the world!
Can a worthless piece of shit like you take responsibility for that?
If you don't know, crawl back into your father's balls and think it over!
Actually, don't bother coming back.
Squirt yourself into a wad of tissues and never be born!
I-I'm sorry!
Ya fuckin' bitch!
That woman was creepy.
I should just go for the main prize first.
I bet she'll scream and flail nicely!
Oh man, why didn't you tell me you were here?
Don't move too much.
Skilled as you may be, you know you won't be getting away unscathed, yeah?
What is this?
He has no openings, but I sense no danger from him, either.
How is that possible?
I'm meowing this purr your own good.
You should leave immeowdiately.
Wh-What are you talking about?
Right meow!
Stay away from me!
Don't meowve.
Meow?
Meow.
So this is the princess's room.
Soft meat, thin bones.
I wonder how it will feel when I stab her.
Who the hell are you?!
My hands! It got on my hands!
M-M-Monster! Help me!
Knock it off!
And you are?
Ecarlate! Really scary! Coming! Angry!
Huh? What?
Just help me!
Oh, the princess.
You're still messing around?
And you even hired this chump?
Enough already.
Just how much did they pay you, Pops?
Ecarlate!
All right, all right.
Why was this left open?
No!
No...
Okay, I get it already.
Pops, your crying act is really good.
Princess...
Huh, she's not here?
Was that the wind?
Is the window open?
It's closed...
Pops?
Hey!
Ew, what?
It's slimy.
Who's there?
Help!
And thus,
the Ulga Religious Order's assassination attempt on St. Piria Empire's princess
came to an end.
Fortunately for the Order,
there were few who knew about the plan,
and even fewer who knew about its failure.
Since then, the mysterious assassin Georg
was never seen again.
Gramps!
Oh, you're being naughty again.
I told you that you're not supposed to come here alone.
But you're here.
Yeah, yeah!
The thing comes to bad kids who don't listen.
The thing?
You mean...
That's right, kids.
The monster with three strands of hair!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
We won't do it again!
Let's go, ED! Go, go, go, go!
Grab his precious balls!
Let's go, ED! Go, go, go, go!
Love and dreams aren't so important!
Give me some balls!
You can't do much when you're all respectful, right?
Come on! Hit me!
Behold an anime of shock & awe!
We're all like guys from next door, that's what makes it great!
Let's go, ED! Go, go, go, go!
Be yourself and break through their lines!
Let's go, ED! Go, go, go, go!
Being safe is boring
Let's go, ED! Go, go, go, go!
Grab his precious balls!
Let's go, ED! Go, go, go, go!
Nobody cares about your dreams and love and offspring once you're dead!
Let's go, ED!
I'm bored.
I wonder where Sir Erec went.
Damn that Variation.
He ran off to spend time with Sir Erec!
KT, are you jealous?
D-Don't be ridiculous!
Don't worry.
Variation definitely does not swing that way.
Yes, he's an ultra sadist.
Seriously?!
Variation, the torturer.
Just recently he was torturing this empire spy and...
I'm jealous...
What?
N-Nothing.
Well, I guess there's nothing to do but go drinking.
You'll use any excuse to go drink.
What about a cabaret club?
Hell no!
Next Time
In order to treat my wounds,
I've come to the Tamatsukure hot springs,
but fate would have it that I meet DT there again.
Damn you, DT!
I'm going to settle this once and for all!
What? What is that glow?!
The Tamatsukure Hot Springs, where the gods congregate. What is Erec trying to achieve here?
Ah, so the mirror world has hot springs, too. The fantasy setting has just gone to yellow.